*** NEWSFLASH ***

This just in... BLOGGING IS NOT HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEATH!

The very foundations of our technological infrastructure were shaken today with the announcement from Admiral Jennifer Wyeth that not only is blogging not hazardous, it is in fact fun and easy to do.

She followed up the shocking news with a stern challenge to all of her constituents to join the ranks of those already fighting against the ranks of the technologically decrepit.

For those on the frontlines of the grueling struggle between the forces of antiquity and progress, her comments were met with enthusiasm and, for some, tears.

"I was so happy, I couldn't believe it," said Benjamin Bunny, Infantry man -second class (real name changed for his protection). "We all started jumping up and down, hugging each other, some people just dropped to their knees and started crying. This is a proud day for all of us."

Support for Admiral Wyeth's challenge was also evident back at home.

"Almost immediately after the proclamation was issued, people began to post blogs and comments," said Jessiqwah Lovely, spokesperson for the site (real name changed for her protection).

"There's no way to know for sure," she said, "but we have a feeling that this is just the tip of the iceberg, our gut tells us that this is gonna get real big and we couldn't be anymore stoked about it. We say, 'BRING IT ON!'"

Reporting live at the scene, this is Bain Whyesh, signing off.